What stocking, you ask? This one:
Last year, around Thanksgiving I decided that I was going to knit Lily a stocking. That's what crafty moms do, right? I'm a knitter, I thought. I got this. I had the yarn, I found a pattern online, and started working on it. And then Christmas stuff got in the way, and it turns out it's hard to knit with a 4 month old around that only sleeps while sitting on your lap. So it never got finished. Yes, my daughter spent her first Christmas without a stocking. I'm a horrible mother.
Then I forgot all about it until a couple of weeks ago. So I dug out the half finished stocking, the rest of the yarn, and the pattern. I've been diligently working on it in the evenings after Lily goes to bed. And now it's finally finished. Well, the main part. There was going to be a cuff with a different color, her name, and some stars or snowflakes as decoration. But it's too ugly to live.
I have no idea what went wrong. I am NOT a bad knitter. I know how to follow a pattern. I've made sweaters, scarves, mittens, hats, cat toys, baby toys, blankets, and a bunch of other stuff I'm too angry to remember right now. The pattern was not written well, but I also wasn't paying attention enough to realize that it was not working. Ugh. I loathe this stocking.
My plan is to use it as is this year so she at least has a stocking with presents in it, even if it looks like a moray eel. Then I will probably pull out the stitches so the yarn isn't a waste and make a pretty scarf from it or something. I don't know what I'll do about a stocking next year for Lily, but I have a strong feeling it may be purchased.